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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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05-30-2012, 12:01 AM
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"Stupid should be painful. " Kevin W Smith, my friend and landlord.
And see my sig line.
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05-30-2012, 01:30 AM
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
That movie is so complex and dense, every time I watch it I see or hear something new. Same with Donnie Darko. Those are the best kind of movies, in my opinion.
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05-30-2012, 06:15 AM
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"look ...being stupid is number 5 on the list of things wrong with you"...my buddy Mac to one of our big bosses at work...damn near pissed myself I was laughing so hard....boss shook his head and left us alone.... 
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05-30-2012, 06:47 AM
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
~CS~
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05-30-2012, 07:27 AM
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After dropping anchor in Manila bay, Admiral Dewey was on the quarter deck of the battleship Olympia.
He was asked how far his authority went.
He replied,
"My authority reaches as far inland as these flat irons can fire a shell".
(flat iron is an old term for a battleships main guns)
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Teacher, my brain is full... Can I go home now?
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05-30-2012, 07:28 AM
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With my time and your money, anything is possible.
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Teacher, my brain is full... Can I go home now?
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05-30-2012, 07:30 AM
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Coffee drinking member
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We may be slow, but we are expensive.
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Teacher, my brain is full... Can I go home now?
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05-30-2012, 07:42 AM
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"Windy as a sack-full of a****oles."
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say....YES!"
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05-30-2012, 07:55 AM
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Mostly Harmless
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"The lovemaking starts at eleven...whether you're here or not!"
-My wife
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05-30-2012, 08:01 AM
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Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
Calvin Coolidge
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05-30-2012, 08:06 AM
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A client of mine, who was a retired diplomat, told me of a Winston Churchill quote. He was famous for many. During some peace treaty signings at the end of WWII, a guard passed him a piece of paper. Churchill read it, scribbled something on it and passed it back. Later, it was revealed that the note read:
"Your fly is down!"
He wrote on the note before passing it back:
"When the bird can no longer fly, there's no need to shut the cage!"
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05-30-2012, 08:12 AM
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
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05-30-2012, 08:42 AM
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Which are you?
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05-30-2012, 09:24 AM
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Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance!
An old Army quote!
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Water and women are in short supply! There's not enough dope for us all to get high! Jimmy Buffett!
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05-30-2012, 09:33 AM
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Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance!
An old Army quote!
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Proper prior....planning means squat if it isn't proper
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05-30-2012, 09:36 AM
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Which are you?
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This one lady I know was telling me about a body they found yesterday. I said that I believe the way to solve our youth gang problem problem is to create community sponsored programs for them to participate in...
All three?
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05-30-2012, 01:27 PM
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For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
For want of a horse the rider was lost.
For want of a rider the message was lost.
For want of a message the battle was lost.
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.
And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.
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When "deleted" called the Seals, they killed Bin Laden. When the Seals called "deleted", he denied them.
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05-30-2012, 02:14 PM
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Good at being Evil
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Make love not war...but be prepared for both
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All these liberal laws has turned me into a right wingnut..
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05-30-2012, 03:15 PM
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Sue: "Mick, give him your wallet."
Mick: "What for?"
Sue: "He's got a knife."
Mick (brandishing his own weapon): "That's not a knife. This is a knife."
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When "deleted" called the Seals, they killed Bin Laden. When the Seals called "deleted", he denied them.
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