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05-01-2012, 05:46 PM
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A poll
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In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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05-01-2012, 05:55 PM
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funny
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05-01-2012, 05:58 PM
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I'm innocent. I did nothing wrong. I'll take the fifth. 
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05-02-2012, 07:47 AM
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As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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05-02-2012, 08:10 AM
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The answer to that question is b
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05-02-2012, 08:16 AM
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tihs is lkie smeohtnig Ctelis wluod psot.
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05-02-2012, 09:26 AM
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Two guys go to a motel after their car breaks down. The clerk says there is one room left for $30. They each give him $15 and go to the room. A little while later, the manager comes and informs the clerk that the price was supposed to be $27. He takes $3 out of the register, hands it to the clerk and tells him to take it to the 2 men. On the way there, the clerk decides that since $3 is an odd number and there are 2 guys, it would be easier just to give them $2 back and puts the 3rd dollar in his pocket.
So now, each of the two guys has paid $14 rather than $15. 14 plus 14 equals 28, plus the dollar in the clerk's pocket comes to a total of $29.
What happened to the missing dollar?
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05-02-2012, 10:01 AM
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My mistress wanted something that went 0 to 140 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
Then the fight started.
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Teacher, my brain is full... Can I go home now?
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05-02-2012, 11:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Split Bolt
Two guys go to a motel after their car breaks down. The clerk says there is one room left for $30. They each give him $15 and go to the room. A little while later, the manager comes and informs the clerk that the price was supposed to be $27. He takes $3 out of the register, hands it to the clerk and tells him to take it to the 2 men. On the way there, the clerk decides that since $3 is an odd number and there are 2 guys, it would be easier just to give them $2 back and puts the 3rd dollar in his pocket.
So now, each of the two guys has paid $14 rather than $15. 14 plus 14 equals 28, plus the dollar in the clerk's pocket comes to a total of $29.
What happened to the missing dollar?
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Taxes, duh
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05-02-2012, 11:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirenuting
My mistress wanted something that went 0 to 140 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
Then the fight started.
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You live way to dangerously for me. 
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05-02-2012, 11:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirenuting
My mistress wanted something that went 0 to 140 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
Then the fight started.
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Try this for a unamious vote on a pole.
http://compare.ebay.com/like/2906567...Types&var=sbar
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05-02-2012, 11:22 AM
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Thanks but I can't dance. I have no rhythm.
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Originally Posted by BBQ
You live way to dangerously for me.
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A good mistress isn't supposed to ask for anything.
I better trade her in for a more mature model.
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05-02-2012, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by mcclary's electrical
The answer to that question is b
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Sarcasm?
It's A and D if I'm not mistaken.
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05-02-2012, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Josue
Sarcasm?
It's A and D if I'm not mistaken.
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so two are correct? think about that
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05-02-2012, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirenuting
My mistress wanted something that went 0 to 140 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
Then the fight started.
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Why would you want a fat mistress in the first place?
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05-02-2012, 03:54 PM
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Coffee drinking member
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Originally Posted by Fibes
Why would you want a fat mistress in the first place?
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Fat is a woman greater then 19 stones.
Now that's a "Whole Lotta Rosie"
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05-02-2012, 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcclary's electrical
so two are correct? think about that
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Any of them both.
it's 25% because you don't know the answer.
I think i'll have to ponder the question a bit more.
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05-02-2012, 04:47 PM
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has anyone tried to decipher what my avatar message means?????
√-1 .................. 2³ ........................ Σ ........................ π
The last symbol or letter is 3.1416
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05-02-2012, 04:58 PM
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976-EVIL
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Originally Posted by Josue
Any of them both.
it's 25% because you don't know the answer.
I think i'll have to ponder the question a bit more. |
you say 25% because there are four. but two are the same and correct. Does that change the odds of choosing a CORRECT answer?
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05-02-2012, 05:11 PM
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Chief Electron Relocator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Split Bolt
Two guys go to a motel after their car breaks down. The clerk says there is one room left for $30. They each give him $15 and go to the room. A little while later, the manager comes and informs the clerk that the price was supposed to be $27. He takes $3 out of the register, hands it to the clerk and tells him to take it to the 2 men. On the way there, the clerk decides that since $3 is an odd number and there are 2 guys, it would be easier just to give them $2 back and puts the 3rd dollar in his pocket.
So now, each of the two guys has paid $14 rather than $15. 14 plus 14 equals 28, plus the dollar in the clerk's pocket comes to a total of $29.
What happened to the missing dollar?
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There is no 'missing' dollar. Each person paid $14, x2=$28. The hotel has $27, and the clerk has $1.
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