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Old 03-05-2014, 01:35 AM   #1
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I don't know what Putin is up to.

I just hope is not Dr Strangelove incognito.

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Hard to say he is old school KGB, may really test the mettle of our President and country. Right now it is up in the air, I did hear J Kerry was a little upset yesterday with Puntin's speech.

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just kinda reminds me of the movie Dr Strangelove, who just seems to have a wacky scenario to this whole thing. maybe we better let loose Air Force general Ripper to take care of them.
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He has these boats he likes to use in the winter time. There will be no turning back the clock on this one.

The little peninsula is now his.
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I knew something was wrong with Putin when he stole that guy's Superbowl ring
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Like all men of strong character , Putin needs a few surf breaks.


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Iím fairly certain Putin knows exactly what he is doing all the time, which is more then I can say about a few other political leaders and their assorted entourage from some other countries. Not that Iím pointing at anyone in particular, but Iím sure many of you can put a name to the description.
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I heard he was nominated for a Nobel Peace prize.
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I'm not apologizing for Poopin, but the Crimea was Russia, then it was "given" to the Ukraine as a gift of friendship. Seems like a reasonable expectation that they would want it back. Not worth going to war over if you ask me.
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Well everyone else has JR, Crimea's been on the invasion superhighway for two millenia.....~CS~
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Hard to say he is old school KGB, may really test the mettle of our President and country. Right now it is up in the air, I did hear J Kerry was a little upset yesterday with Puntin's speech.
The idiot Kerry actually believes that if you speak nicely you can convince our enemies to be reasonable...



Assuming Putin is John Candy, who is John Kerry in this scene? Yes, that's who we have sent. All hope is lost.

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Putin walked across the hall from the Olympics to the ruski war room, to plan ia diabolical take over of southern Ukraine or whatever its called?

Putin is kaput


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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Putin


Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Putin is called Logic


Putin has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.


There used to be a street named after Putin, but it was changed because nobody crosses Putin and lives.


Putin doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


Putin died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.


If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Putin WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.


Putin has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.


Some magicans can walk on water, Putin can swim through land.


Putin and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


Putin doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it


Putin once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.


Putin can cut through a hot knife with butter


Putin counted to infinity - twice.


Putin is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


Death once had a near-Putin experience


Putin can slam a revolving door.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Putin.


Putin will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


Putin once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.


Putin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


Putin once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died


When Putin does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Putin allows to live.


The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Putin.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Putin can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.


Putin doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Putin doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.


Putin' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


Putin made a Happy Meal cry.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Putin has allowed to live.


Putin does not sleep. He waits.


Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Putin.


Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Putin pajamas.


If you spell Putin in Scrabble, you win. Forever.


Putin destroyed the periodic table, because Putin only recognizes the element of surprise.


Putin died once, but he got over it.


They once made a Putin toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take **** from anybody.


When Putin crosses the street , cars look both ways.


Putin doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.


Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Putin bends minds with a spoon


Putin was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.


Putin doesn't own a lawn mower,... he just stands in his yard and dares it to grow.


Putin once had a heart attack. His heart lost


Putin once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.


They wanted to put Putin's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.


Putin can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Putin knows the last digit of pi.

Putin was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.

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