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Old 05-08-2019, 10:29 AM   #741
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That is no joke, funny as all hell and well deserved but no joke!

Give that spiderman a medal!
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If the global warming crowd were honest they would get more respect. They flat our lie and they know it. Everything they have ever predicted has been proven false. There is no reason to believe anything they say today. They have integrated their lies into education and now they're scaring the kids. When you see a group of 8 year olds in Congress saying "WE HAVE 12 YEARS LEFT" that's not the kid's fault.
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted
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If the global warming crowd were honest they would get more respect. They flat our lie and they know it. Everything they have ever predicted has been proven false. There is no reason to believe anything they say today. They have integrated their lies into education and now they're scaring the kids. When you see a group of 8 year olds in Congress saying "WE HAVE 12 YEARS LEFT" that's not the kid's fault.

No, some truly believe global warming or climate change or whatever. If it comes over the cell phone buzz news feed, it must be true
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Maybe....next time...place the award on a separate..chair?
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