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Old 08-14-2016, 11:49 AM   #41
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If I hired my girlfriend for trim out my wife would kill me.

Now trimming with my mistress is different.
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Old 08-14-2016, 12:03 PM   #42
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Oh yeah Spark,

Do you have NBC, and did you see that olympics womens rugby?

If you ever saw the NZ all-black team player Portia Woodman, you would perhaps understand what I'm trying to say here...

She goes hard core all out 100%

This one woman does s* that no one can believe, amazing...

She EXCELS -- it's a stupid word, but she does this!

In my trade, I excel too. Yes I am an idiot here at EF -- but I do excel.


In contrast, I think most posters here at Ef have a good day, when they mommy wipes they butt...

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Spark, even if you're 60 years old or w/e, sincerely I'd prefer you to the morons I'm getting now from the U.S. "High Schools"

This is not about gender...

In conclusion, I prefer to apprentice Portia Woodman, and the rest of the U.S. can * it...


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Old 08-14-2016, 12:20 PM   #43
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Not a hiring situation but my late wife and I built 2 houses together. By 'built' I mean that the 2 of us did around 90% of the actual physical work.

We designed both and lived in both, the first one for about 10 years and I still live in the second one.

We got along fine, seriously, never a problem.
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What's "EF"?
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My wife and I work together so adding the girlfriend to the job would be a bad idea.
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I'm not touching this one....
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Mormon sparkies must have a real assembly line.
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I missed a good one, I must need rest.

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Some are born talented, some develop talent, some study to get talent, some just play instead of learning and they suck at life and become president.......... oops wrong fairy tale.
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Mormon sparkies must have a real assembly line.
If I was a mormon I'd be sure to marry enough of them that they can do the work without me.

Now that I think about it I'd have to be at least one sturdy one like that rugby player so they aren't bothering me at home every time there's something heavy to carry, but the main thing would be they'd have to like long hours.

I'd also have to have the catty portion of their brains removed so they don't spend all their time pecking each other to bits when unsupervised. I'm not setting this whole thing up just to wind up a referee.

Now that I think about it, I'd hope that part of their brain is smaller than I think and there's enough left that I don't get a lot of calls interrupting me during Hogan's Heroes reruns and etc., that would screw up the whole project.
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A mormon electrician has the chance of staffing an entire construction site. 19 kids and counting.
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I have ONE child and I want to smash my own head in occasionally ....... I don't know how they do 19
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I have ONE child and I want to smash my own head in occasionally ....... I don't know how they do 19
I have one good one and several misfires. Something went wrong in their maturity development.
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