To the tune of Hand Jive....
I know a place called Home Depot
They teach a class and you're good to go
They've wire and plumb and tile people
Sellin' to crazy hack jive joe's
Hack jive, hack jive, hack jive, doin' that crazy hack jive
Papa Bob Vila gonna reno my home
Said all that hack jive have got the go
Code geeks don't dare put them down
They're doin' the hack jive all over town
Hack jive, hack jive, hack jive, doin' that crazy hack jive
Mama, Mama look at Tim Allen
He's doin' that hack jive comedian
Grandpa tuned in to catch a line
Gonna do that hack jive one more time
Hack jive, hack jive, hack jive, doin' that crazy hack jive
Well, osha and the lawyers and an nec chief
They all dig that crazy beat
Big Box store gave 'em all a treat
When they taught that hack jive with their feet
Hack jive, hack jive, hack jive, doin' that crazy hack jive
HD & Lowes got married last fall
They had a little merger, and a-that ain't all
They knew how to use the media, you see
Doin' that hack jive on TV
Hack jive, hack jive, hack jive, doin' that crazy hack jive
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~C(w/apologies to Mr Otis)S~