Reminds me of some past projects with homeowners. My bother was one case in point. He cut down a tree in his yard and dropped it on the utility line running along the side of his property. It busted off his wooden 4x4 service riser that was 9' tall, and pulled down the utility transformers and lines feeding the neighborhood. The service drop ran across his driveway and was less than 8' clearance above the drive at the lowest point. You could grab the drop from standing in the drive, and they parked underneath it.
I went over to put up a couple rigid service risers, one power and one data, while the line crew reset the pole transformers and restrung the lines to the neighborhood. While I was working the brother was working over the line crew, trying to get them to write up the job as storm damage and avoid the damage billing. I put up full length 2" rigid sticks to get as much clearance over the drive as possible, so if they ever brought in a moving truck or van, they wouldn't rip it down again.
I tried talking him into changing the 12 ckt fuse panel, that had about 20 circuits in it, half of them coming in through the front with the cover removed. He said he couldn't afford the panel cost. The wife pulls up from work in her Volvo and starts bitching, "what the fluck are those periscopes doing sticking up out of my house for, those look like shift, that needs to come down..." Needless to say, that was the last time I volunteered to go over and help him out.